most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
"you should have went during lunch"
When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
please watch this it’s 6 seconds long
please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim
I bring this gif up on almost a daily basis.
when u open some food in front of ur friends
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience